In baseball, how many outs are there in an inning? 6 outs per inning.  3 outs for each team. Two men play 5 games of checkers and each win the same numbers of games.  There are no ties.  How is this possible? We never said the men were playing each other. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in the center field? One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack. If I  dropped a bowling ball in a bucket of water which is 45 degrees F, and dropped another ball of the same weight, mass,and size in a bucket at 30 degrees F, both of them at the same time, which ball would hit the bottom of the bucket first? Same question, but the location is in Canada? The ball in the bucket of 45 degree F water hits the bottom of the bucket last. Did you think that the water in the 30 degree F bucket is frozen? Think again. The question said nothing about that bucket having anything in it. Therefore, there is no water (or ice) to slow the ball down... If a doctor gave you 3 pills and told you to take one every half hour, how long would they last you? 1 hour.  You take the first pill immediately, the second in a half hour and the third a half hour later. An archaeologist claimed he found some coins of gold with a date reading 46 B.C. Do you think he did? How can coins be dated B.C. if the designation didn't exist until A.D. How is it that a person born in Massachusetts, whose parents were both born in Massachusetts, is not a U.S. Citizen? The reason: Prior to 1789, when the constitution was ratified, Massachusetts was an English colony and the United States didn't exist How many times can you subtract 5 from 25? Once. Once  you subtract 5 from 25, you no longer have 25! In a criminal trial, what is the relationship of the defendant to the trial judge, if the defendant's brother-in-law's only sister's husband is the father of the son of the judge? He is married to the female judge. Which weighs more, a pound of pennies or a pound of dimes? Neither.  A pound is a pound, the world around, 16 oz!

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Idiots in the Room

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up?" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."