OF THE WEEK! - Blind Man's Blonde Joke
blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds
his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting
there for a while, he yells to the bartender in a loud
voice, "Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde
joke?"!!! The bar immediately falls deathly quiet. In
a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just
fair, given that you are blind, that you should know
five things... 1 - The bartender is a blonde woman.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde woman. 3 - The woman sitting
next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
4 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional
wrestler, and 5 - I'm a 6 foot, 200 lb. blonde woman
with a PhD., a black belt in karate and a very bad attitude!
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want
to tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second,
shakes his head, and says; "Naaaah . . . not if I'm
gonna have to explain it five times."