Women Are Truly Amazing
By the time the Lord made mothers, he was
into his sixth day of working overtime. An
Angel appeared and said, "Why are you
spending so much time on this one?"
And the Lord answered and said,
"Have you seen the spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable,
but not plastic, have 200 movable parts,
all replaceable, run on black coffee and leftovers,
have a lap that can hold three children
at one time and that disappears when she stands
up, have a kiss that can cure anything from a
scraped knee to a broken heart, and have six
pairs of hands."
The Angel was astounded at the requirements
for this one. "Six pairs of hands! No way!",
said the Angel. The Lord replied, "Oh, it's not
the hands that are the problem. It's the three
pair of eyes that the mothers must have!"
"And that's just the standard model?" asked
the Angel. The Lord nodded in agreement,
"Yep, one pair of eyes are to see through the
closed door as she asks her children what they
are doing, even though she already knows.
Another pair in the back of her head are to see
what she needs to know even though no one
thinks she can. And the third pair are here in
the front of her head. They are for looking at an
errant child and saying that she understands
and loves him or her without even saying a
single word." The Angel tried to stop the Lord.
"This is too much work for one day."
Wait until tomorrow to finish. "But I can't!"
the Lord protested, "I'm so close to finishing this
creation that is so close to my own heart. She
already heals herself when she is sick and can
feed a family of six on one pound of
hamburger and can get a nine year-old
to stand in the shower!"
The Angel moved closer and touched
the woman. "But you have made her so
soft, Lord." "She is soft," the Lord agreed,
"but I have also made her tough. You have no
idea what she can endure or accomplish."
"Will she be able to think?" asked the Angel.
The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to
think, she will be able to reason, and negotiate."
The Angel then noticed something and
reached out and touched the woman's cheek.
"Oops, it looks like you have a leak with this
model. I told you that you were trying to put
too much into this one." "That's not a leak,"
the Lord objected, "that's a tear!" "What's
the tear for?", the Angel asked. The Lord said,
"The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her
sorrow, her disappointment, her pain, her
loneliness, her grief, and her pride."
The Angel was impressed. "You are a genius,
Lord. You thought of everything. Women
are truly amazing!"
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