1. They got off the Titanic first.

2. They can scare male bosses with mysterious body disorder excuses.

3. Taxis stop for them.

4. They don't look like a frog in a blender when they dance.

5. No fashion faux pas they make could ever rivals The Speedo.

6. They don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

7. If they forget to shave, no one has to know.

8. They can congratulate their teammate without ever touching her rear.

9. They have the ability to dress themselves.

10. They can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

11. If they marry someone 20 years younger, they're aware that they look like an idiot.

12. There are times when chocolate really can solve all their problems.

13. They'll never regret piercing their ears.

14. They can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

15. They can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.

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