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10.
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I
think of you as a brother.
(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing
geek in "Deliverance.") |
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9.
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There's
a slight difference in our ages.
(You
are one jurassic geezer.)
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8.
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I'm
not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.)
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7.
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My
life is too complicated right now.
(I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear
phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)
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6.
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I've
got a boyfriend
(who's
really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's).
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5.
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I
don't date men where I work.
(Hey,
bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same 'solar system',
much less the same building.)
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4.
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It's
not you, it's me.
(It's not me, it's you.)
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3.
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I'm
concentrating on my career.
(Even
something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than
dating you.)
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2.
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I'm
celibate.
(I've
sworn off only the men like you.)
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...and
the number 1 rejection line given by women (and what it actually
means) |
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1.
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Let's
be friends.
(I
want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail
about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's that male
perspective thing)
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