Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = preganancy


Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage


Smart boss + smart employee = profit




Smart boss + dumb employee = production


Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


But wait....there's more!
 

A man will pay 2$ for a 1$ item that he needs.

A woman will pay 1$ for a 2$ item that she doesn't need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A sucessful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

 

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.    

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes; there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, and she does.



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