WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN..
You can enjoy a beer all month long.
You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football.
When your beer goes flat, you toss it out
Beer never changes its mind.
Hangovers go away.
When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 10 cents.
A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer.
You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.
A beer always goes down easy.
You can share a beer with your friends.
A frigid beer is a good beer.
If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
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