You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You sleep with your eyes open.
You've worn out your third
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
You chew other people's fingernails.
can type sixty words
You can jump start your car without cables.
You don't sweat... you percolate.
Instant coffee takes too long to make.
You channel surf faster without the remote.
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You short out motion detectors.
You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
You answer the door before people knock.
You walk twenty miles on your treadmill
You've built a miniature city
You get a speeding ticket
The only time you are standing
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