- PMS
would be a legitimate defense in court.
- Men
would get reputations for sleeping around.
- Singles
bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding
rings in their pockets.
- A
man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because
he is breathing.
- Fewer
women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would
increase by 40 pounds.
- Shopping
would be considered an aerobic activity
- "Ms."
Magazine would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily
clad male models.
- Men
would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours
of bedtime.
- Men
would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard
for none of the credit.
- Little
girls would read "Snow White and the Seven Hunks."
- Men
would earn 70 cents for every dollar women made.
- Men
would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching soap operas.
- Men
would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles, because there would
be no pictures.
- Men
would learn phrases like: "I'm sorry", "I love you", "You're beautiful",
"Of course you don't look fat in that outfit".
- Men
would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments.
- Men
would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking.
- Men
would pay as much attention to their woman as to their car.
- All
toilet seats would be nailed down.
- Men
would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers.
- TV
news segments on sports would never run longer than 1 minute.
- All
men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator.
- During
mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date
19-year olds.
- Overweight
men would have their weight brought to their attention constantly.
- After
a baby is born, men would take a six-week paternity leave to wait
on their wives hand and foot.
- For
basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a two-year
old for six weeks.
- Women
with cold hands would give men prostate exams.
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