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Are you harboring a fugitive?

See me A.S.A.P.

Stupid Man

Small Horse

Did you go to the beach?

I bumped into a coffee table

I think you need a facelift

It's very dark in here

Has your flight been delayed?

That was an unauthorized execution

I thought you were on a diet

This is a tow away zone

You are not very bright

I got this for free

I am not guilty

Please, stay a while longer

Stay out of sight

He's cleaning his automobile

Your body odor is offensive


Hu Yu Hai Ding?

Kum Hia Nao

Dum Gai

Tai Ni Po Ni

Wai Yu So Tan?

Al Bang Mai Ni

Chin Tu Fat

Wai So Dim?

Hao Long Wei Ting?

Lin Ching

Wai Yu Mun Ching?

No Pak King

Yu So Dum

Ai No Pei

Wai Hang Mi?

Wai Go Nao?

Lei Lo

Wa Shing Ka

Yu Stin Ki Pu

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Idiots in the Room

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up?" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

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