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10 Ways To Tell If A Computer Belongs To A Redneck
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10.
The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have
tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
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7. The extra RAM slots
have Dodge truck parts installed in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to
six.
5. The password is "Bubba".
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4. The CPU has a gun rack mount.
3. There is a Skoal can
in the CD-ROM drive.
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
And,
The Number One Way To Tell If A Computer Belongs To A Redneck...
1.
The mouse is referred to as a "critter".
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